"Siger du jeg er dum? Du må være åndsvag", ("You say I'm stupid? You must be crazy") -- Dan Turell
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” -- George Bernard Shaw
"If you have the ability, you also have the duty" -- Mærsk Mc-Kinney Møller
"No systems no impact" -- Stefan Voss
"When all is said and done, more is often said than done" --?
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is" -- Benjamin Brewster
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" -- Mahatma Gandhi
"What you see is yourself" -- Buddha
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Good places go bad and bad places go bankrupt" -- Lonely Planet
"Most managers would rather live with a problem they can't solve than use a solution they don't understand" -- F. Bradshaw
"In God we believe, the rest bring data" -- Some manager
"Luck is the residue of design" -- Branch Rickey
"Let me through---I'm a Computer Scientist!" -- Andrew W. Moore
"Necessity... the mother of invention" -- Plato
"All models are wrong, but some are useful" -- George Box
"Managing winds up being allocation of resources against tasks. Leadership focuses on people. My definition of a leader is someone who helps people succeed." -- Carol Bratz, Yahoo
"Danish is all pastry to me" -- Some US foreign minister on Danish footnote policy during the cold war
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" -- B. Watterson
"We are not arrogant, we are just better than you" -- The Fence, CMU, 2003
"The value of an idea lies in the using of it" -- T. Edison
"Good science is in the details" -- Allen Newell
"A real research problem hits back" -- Allen Newell
"Close the loop" -- Manuela M. Veloso
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" -- Mahatma Gandhi
"Some people follow the main stream walking backwards" -- B. Gorzelack
"Make it as simple as possible, but not simpler" -- A. Einstein
"Just do it!" -- Nike
"Just don't" -- A. Klein
"At the speed of stupid" -- Title of book about the .com crisis
"There is a time for work. And there is a time for love. That leaves no other time" -- Coco Chanel
"Let's be realistic and do the impossible" -- Che Guevara
"The only way out is through" -- M. Mateas
"Allah desires the ink of the scholar more than the blood of the martyr" -- The Koran
"Live your own life not others" -- Leif
"Big wednesday shout out to my man RUNE! perhaps i'll meet you soon, or i'll fly there in june on some leisure afternoon - unless i'm marooned by a monsoon on the sand dunes of rangoon and forced to subsist on prunes - which would surely make me swoon. maybe i'd festoon a balloon from cocoons, spoons and macaroons and float over the moon while i croon a lampooned show tune; or be rescued by a boon platoon of baboons..." - Obi Luckett
"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother" -- A. Einstein
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" -- John Lennon
"[If you think researchers in other fields use inferior methods, it’s probably you who don’t understand their problem]" -- Claus Bundesen
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of man as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." -- Helen Keller
"When we reach our age, birthdays celebrate that we came so far" -- Kai R. Jensen
"The reason why they hate us is that we don't even know why they hate us" -- Some US Soldier
"But maybe that's the nature of true love - it is an emotional rollercoaster that we keep re-entering even though we know it's doomed" -- A. Gray
"You don't miss something you never tried" comment about drugs -- Lis Jensen
"Let's kick some research ass" -- A. Gray
"If we can't afford the solution, then it's not a solution" -- SAP Ad.